I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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