I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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