I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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