I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Randomize
