At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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