Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I am available for nakedness
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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