dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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