Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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