What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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