Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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