I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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