yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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