I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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