a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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