I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize