Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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