id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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