yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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