This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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