addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
