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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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