I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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