Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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