i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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