# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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