Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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