Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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