Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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