At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Found the puke drawer
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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