marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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