so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We named our party play list daddy issues
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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