Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize