He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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