She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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