i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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