do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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