piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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