Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I had to cum in my sink.
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