S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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