so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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