Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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