Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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