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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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