The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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