i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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