just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
