Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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