my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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