ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dignity is for republicans.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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