WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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