Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
