she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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